Sunday, March 23, 2003

This Makes 'Way Too Much Sense

I'm always suspicious of theories that try to explain too much. They're almost as bad as conspiracy theories. But sometimes, you get one that is so good, it just might be true.

In the past few years, Georgie Bush and the Republicans have enjoyed an unbroken run of success, despite an absolutely jaw-dropping level of ineptitude. Their priorities have been, quite nakedly, looting the treasury on the domestic side and settling old scores internationally. The press can't seem to ask a single tough question and the Democrats can't seem to tie their own shoes. What's going on here?

Finally, we have an answer. We're re-enacting the third season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, with Georgie Bush as Mayor Wilkins. 'Way too much sense.

Plan Ahead. Big problem in Season 4 was with high-tech top-secret military types ...

 
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