We need new definitions for "Liberal" and "Conservative". The traditional definitions don't seem to mean much; we have "liberals" working for balanced budgets and "conservatives" pushing overseas military interventions.
The best current definition I've heard is
- Liberals move wealth *down* the wealth pyramid.
- Conservatives move wealth *up* the wealth pyramid.
Interestingly enough, the "wealth pyramid" seems to be such a part of the common culture that there doesn't seem to be a readily available description of it. Someone should do a Wikipedia entry.