The latest Bush ad shows a bunch of wolves being spooky. Sheesh! What are these guys thinking? Wolves are not a scary image to Americans. There is no record (including Native American legends) of a North American wolf ever attacking a human. Nature programs have rammed the picture of warm fuzzy lovable wolves down our throats for years. It's only been in the last couple of years that you'd know that wolves are carnivores. Before then, you'd think they ate nothing but Alpo.
Hypothesis: the Republicans are outsourcing their ads to Russia.
North American wolves are harmless.
Unless you're a sheep.
LATER — Now, of course, we have Wolfpacks for Truth:
They told us we were shooting a Greenpeace commercial!