Tuesday, March 11, 2003


If you like English weather, you'll love English cooking.

-- Hagar the Horrible

So, the latest way to show patriotism is by the menu. No more french fries or french toast; it's "freedom fries" and "freedom toast".

Half hearted, half assed, half <body part>. If you're gonna do it, do it right. Remember who our friends are. So tomorrow's menu is:

  • Toad in the hole
  • Bangers and mash
  • Blood pudding
  • Kidney pie
  • Whitebait
  • Mushy peas
  • Spotted dick
  • Rhubarb crumble with custard
  • Special treat: Deep fried Mars® bars

Both Marmite and Vegemite will be available.

BTW, your vacation in Cannes has been rerouted. You're going to Manchester instead.

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